dancers
This pose is like make-up sex.
airplane
This pose makes you feel like you’re dating a stripper.
standing leg raise
Use this pose to get rich.
eagle pose
Skip marriage counseling. Instead work on this pose.
crow pose
This pose is like anal.
gorilla pose
This pose is like a dirty selfie. But don’t worry your face is covered.
twisting lunge
This pose will tell you whether or not your marriage material.
crescent lunge
This pose is like that bumble date.
flip dog
This pose feels like being at a dive bar.
prayer twist
The first 30 days of living with your partner. Every little thing bothers you.
side plank
This pose is like masterbating.
extended side angle
That point in your relationship when you want to either learn more or you’ve had enough.
extended mountain
When you see your partner naked for the first, don’t rush through but don’t move too slow.
warrior two
Do you wear the pants in your relationship? Let this pose teach you about you.
warrior one
This pose is like that feeling after a shitty breakup.
halfway lift
Do the pose, then move on.
chair pose
This pose is like that first date.
low plank
Work this pose til you have no ass.
high plank
Stay focused, stay focused, stay focused.
downward dog
Imagine you have your worst enemy between your knees.