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This pose is like make-up sex.
This pose makes you feel like you’re dating a stripper.
standing leg raise
Use this pose to get rich.
Skip marriage counseling. Instead work on this pose.
This pose is like anal.
This pose is like a dirty selfie. But don’t worry your face is covered.
This pose will tell you whether or not your marriage material.
This pose is like that bumble date.
This pose feels like being at a dive bar.
The first 30 days of living with your partner. Every little thing bothers you.
This pose is like masterbating.
extended side angle
That point in your relationship when you want to either learn more or you’ve had enough.
When you see your partner naked for the first, don’t rush through but don’t move too slow.
Do you wear the pants in your relationship? Let this pose teach you about you.
This pose is like that feeling after a shitty breakup.
Do the pose, then move on.
This pose is like that first date.
Work this pose til you have no ass.
Stay focused, stay focused, stay focused.
Imagine you have your worst enemy between your knees.